#for me it was bonsly

[goldensunset]

im rlly bad at completeing the pokedex :[ cmon man i just wanna throw hands with god. is that to much to ask?

(ive been trying to get cherubii for WEEKS. help)

oh NOOOO. anon i’m so sorry. cherrim and cherubi aka annoying tree encounters…. brutal 😔😔😔😔

[front-facing-pokemon]

[grubrice]

i7 pokemon doodles

[paimt]

reed doodle, maybe thisll be finished who knows

[tag-redfield]

[pokemon-ranger-bee]

I won't be active tomorrow. I just got back from the post office and I have an assignment tomorrow. I'll leave you with these pokémon drawings before I sleep.

Goodnight everyone, reminder to drink water and to not overwork yourself

- Bee

[scenicphoenix]

So shocked they are pink and brown/green

I also found a Growlithe by random chance. YELLOW

[beansyndrome]

Pokemon of the day: #438 Bonsly

[adcraball-a]

[ i changed my mind i hate zubat too now ]

[bluefuecoco]

:/ still no sign of heracross or bonsly. but i think i’ve finally figured out the right way to use this fucking feebas calculator, just have to wait until midnight tomorrow to see if it works...

tho 🤔 eevees are in the trophy garden today, and i kinda want to shiny hunt one...and it’d be easier to do if i had the shiny charm...so i might just nab a feebas from swsh, and then go back later and actually hunt for one in bdsp (cuz i still want to say that i did it)

[purpleminte]

Man it’s so weird to me that a pokemon like the bonsly line is such a one-off concept. Like the idea that a pokemon has a very deliberately misleading type kinda makes a ton of sense. Like if bro is weak to water then why *wouldn’t* he try to look like something that would discourage water types from engaging? Real animals do that kinda shit all the time. There are brightly colored bugs that are poisonous, and then there are brightly colored bugs that *look* like they’re the poisonous kind, but it’s literally just so other things leave it alone even if it’s not even poisonous.

I’m just saying there should be more confusingly typed pokemon, it makes sense.

[kafus]

wow i knew that bonsly and munchlax were NPCs in XD before gen 4 was released but i had NO idea that bonsly was actually PLAYABLE in battle in any capacity before gen 4 until doing this battle bingo card myself?? it’s literally the only pokemon that’s ever been usable by the player before its generation of release wtf. this is incredibly fascinating to me

battle bingo gives you temporary pokemon ownership and bonsly doesn’t actually get to go in your party or anything, in fact it doesn’t even go in the strategy memo, but it has complete enough data to be hacked into the game which you can read more about here if you want (edit: idk why tumblr won't save my hyperlink but if you look up xd gale of darkness on the cutting room floor that's what i mean)

anyway i beat the card first try and won a photo of the little guy LOOL

and now i’ve beaten all the battle bingo cards!

[heavenlyhoundoom]

Me roasting Sinnoh.

Turtwig: The most forgettable grass starter.

Grotle: Why aren't you ground type!?

Torterra: The weight of the world must weigh heavily on your back.

The cimchar line: Monkey...

Piplup: Noot noot!

Prinplup: Are the growths on your face painful?

Empoleon: The short king pokemon.

Starly: I don't see any stars on you.

Staravia: The fact that I can't think of any way to roast you shows how forgettable you are.

Staraptor: AKA, the emo bird.

Bidoof: I'll give you some respect for creating such a cult following.

Bibarel: How does it feel to be the most commonly used HM slave?

Kricketot: I think you're wearing your bib backwards.

Kricketune: And the reward for most ridiculous cry goes to...

Shinx: Holy shinx, I can't believe you're not a lion pokemon.

Luxio: Looks like this cat's going through an emo phase.

Luxray: The "why isn't this dark type" pokemon.

Budew and Roserade: Why were neither put in the same generation as your middle evolution?

Cranidos and Rampardos: Talk about total egg head.

Shielding and Bastiodon: How are either of you able to balance with those heavy shields on your face?

Burmy: You look really goofy without your cloak.

Wormadam: You can either have "Bigger Bush, Pizza slice, or "Why is this steal type? "

Mothim: How's stealth rock going for you?

Combee and Vespiquen: Finally, some bee pokemon that actually look like bees.

Pachirisu: Hide your seedots.

Buizel and Flotzels: I think these two got lost on their way to Sega.

Cherubi: The fact that the big cherry has to eat the small cherry to evolve is kinda fucked up.

Cherrim: Remember when this pokemon was impossible to catch in Legends Arceus?

Shellos and Gastrodon: Why do both forms have such beef with each other?

Ambipom: Ah, yes. The first of the many cross gen evolutions added to make weak pokemon stronger.

Drifloon: This pokemon is the definition of hide your kids.

Drifblim: Ah, a blimp, how scary!/s

Buneary: Its fur looks like it would make some top notch earmuffs.

Lopunny: This pokemon definitely wouldn't pass the censors nowadays.

Mismagius: This pokemon is the Whitney's miltank of the Paldea region.

Honchkrow: This pokemon takes the term neck beard too literally.

Glameow: Why would you give a cat eyeliner?

Purugly: Why are people calling this the ugliest pokemon when Loudred exists!?

Chingling: The first of the handful of random baby baby pokemon that were showhorned into gen 4.

Stunky and Skuntank: The fart joke pokemon.

Bronzor and Bronzong: These two have to be the most forgettable pokemon from gen 4.

Bonsly: Look ma, no hands!

Mime Jr: Was this pokemon really necessary?

Happiny: Why was this one of Brock's pokemon when it's not even rock type?

Chatot: Remember when you could make this pokemon swear?

Spirtomb: How does it feel having the fairy type take away your gimmick of having no weaknesses?

The gible line: I exist, so I must bite.

Munlax: Excuse me, but the Muppet show is auditioning in the other room.

Riolu: It is more useful than most baby pokemon.

Lucario: Gamer's first fur bait pokemon.

Hippoptas: How was Ash able to carry one on his head!?

Hippowdon: I wonder how many people mistook the female version for a shiny.

Skorupi: Sure, let's remove any scary aspect of a scorpion. Why not?

Darapion: Do the arms coming out of your head hurt?

Crogunk and Toxicroak: One Psybeam and you're dead.

Carnivine: It's incredibly ironic that this pokemon is weak to bug types despite also eating them.

Finneon and Lumineon: 💤💤💤

Mantyke: I can't get over how this pokemon looks high off its ass.

Snover: One ember and you're dead.

Abomasnow: I wonder if people decorate this pokemon for Christmas.

Weavile: Look at this Shadow the hedgehog wannabe.

Magnezone: I'm surprised this pokemon doesn't have levitate as one of its abilities.

Lickilicky: It's ironic that your tounge's shorter than your pre evolution's.

Ryperior: Insert Rhyferior joke here.

Tangrowth: This pokemon looks like it would be used by hippies.

Electivire: The electric yeti.

Magmortar: It looks like it has an easter egg for a body.

Togekiss: This pokemon has been arrested for joy dust trafficking.

Yanmega: This looks like it could be dragon/bug type.

Leafeon: Photosynthesis....Photosynthesis....

Glaceon: It's sucks that you can't get this pokemon until really late into the game.

Mamoswine: Mmm prehistoric bacon...

Porygon-Z: This is why you don't download Windows on your Porygon2.

Gallade: You know you only exist so that insecure men don't have to worry about their male gardevoirs making them question their precious sexualities, right?

Probopass: This pokemon is smashing.

Frolass: And you only exist to make the reason gallade exists less obvious.

Rotom: It's name is just Motor backwards.

Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf: These pokemon look more like mythicals than legendaries.

Dialga: So are they friends or enemies with Celebi?

Palkia: The "why is this water type" pokemon.

Hetran: Why was this pokemon the first legendary to have a gender ratio?

Regigigas: The pokemon with the most crippling ability.

Giratina: It has a worm form.

Cresselia: The most beautiful rubber ducky.

Phione: The most unnecessary mythical.

Manaphy: Why was this given a baby pokemon?

Dakrai: Definition of "Ow, the edge".

Shaymin: This looks like a chia pet.

Arceus: You'd think this pokemon would be a legendary rather than a mythical.

[alexglitches]

Me: *saw this* beuwbvadciww OH MY ARCEUS YESYESYES! I LOVE THESES TWO! LOVE THEM SO DAMN MUCH! (Uh... no one asked, but is creepy is I say that I have a crush on these two?)

NOW, MY BRAINROT :)

Sub sib Yuu can take care of them easily since he has his Pokémon team (and Mewtwo), but they can be little shits when they want to make the haters' (and NRC bullies') lives a living hell, they just go with tears of kindness and crying at the top of their lungs.

SS (sub sib) Yuu: *bonsly tears* Why are you guys so mean? I was just minding my own business and you all started being so mean and bullying me…!!! Meanwhile in the Pokémon world… Ingo and Emmet: just minding their own business and working on an ordinary day like any other Big brother instincts: kicking and screaming Emmet: I'm Emmet and I'm a Subway Boss, I hear our lil sib crying and the word "bullying" coming from them. *murderous aura* Ingo: Normally I don't approve of violence, but I might let it slip one more time. *pretending not to remember the time they first invaded NRC riding Giratina and threatening and scaring the shit out of Crowley* Emmet: I'm Emmet and should I call Giratina? They adore and favor our lil sib as much as we do. Ingo: It won't be necessary, they're already here. *seeing Giratina's eyes in his and his twin's shadows* We already talked about this, even in our shadows you are on the subway and this is against security regulations. Please wait for us at the usual "meeting station" in the forest. Giratina: *grows* Urgh, fine… *telepathy* You two better hurry up, we have to go talk with that fool AGAIN. How stupid he can be? *mumbling grumpily*

Me: Crowley is a dead bird maan~~ he's in trouble~~~LOLOLOL CALL IT KARMA B*TCH!

Emmet: HELLO! I am Emmet, and this is Giratina, we are here to kick your ass!

Crowley:

Giratina and the Submas twins are obviously not happy with Crowley, and at this point, Giratina might as well appoint Sub Sib Yuu’s Mewtwo as their personal bodyguard lmao (as if they already don’t act like it)

(I’m gonna refer to sub sib Yuu’s Mewtwo as 16 now since it appeared in movie 16)

just imagine 16 in the shadows staring into the souls of anyone that comes into contact with yuu, if anyone tries to bully them or beat them up, Giratina gave 16 the full right to scare them off any way possible

Crowley can’t do shit about it either, what’s he gonna do, complain to their GOD? To ARCEUS? HELL NO, Crowley is terrified of Giratina already, he is NOT gonna talk to their CREATOR

arceus isn’t gonna do anything either lmao, let the sub sib have their fun

[mey-rin-is-fabulous]

don’t say that my heart can’t take it

Ship in a bottle. Created by me, pokemon themed. Here lies "The Tenticruel!"

[moonlight-phobia]

Headcanons for Hassel, Brassius, and Larry with touch starved gn s/o?

↭︎ Hassel ↭︎

- As the very emotional art teacher of the academy it’s not a surprise he’s quite affectionate towards his lover.

- Hassel understands the feeling of how it can be to not receive forms of affection with running away from his own family and taking over his own path instead of being guided by others.

- Though that doesn’t really stop him though from being a tad bit more on the touchy side. Be it for his dear love it starts out with gently little headpats.

- The second you even hold his hand or brush against him even if it’s a piece of clothing he’s full on sobbing. I mean this man doesn’t cry pretty - what could be a real mess. Tissues are a need.

- Very gentle forms of affection and it starts with flower crown making! He holds your hands in his own showing you how to entwine them together.

- First Anniversary Gift: a Applin!

- The art teacher took forever to find one that was very special. This Applin does have a sweet apple so if one day when or if it wants to evolve it’ll be there.

- As a busy man unfortunately time with you can be a bit short. Though he’s always shown his affection in different ways. Be it wrapping an arm around his dear lover’s waist or hooking your arms and hands together.

- He may be a bit way to forward at first along with the way he kisses- it’s heavy and deep with little sense of shyness.

“Know this for the rest of your life my dear Hypericum when we hold hands or when I kiss you it’s an action of my love for you. You alone. The past- oh my beaudiful..no need to worry for I will give you all the attention and love. Those who shye away can face me in a battle!”

↭︎ Brassius ↭︎

- Despite his sharp looks and well clothing that one might be afraid they’ll prick themselves on this isn’t true to who he really is.

- Another passionate artist but one that really specializes in the art of sculpturing

- The gym leader couldn’t help it the first time you brought up evening getting into a relationship, his hugs are rather strong and yet all the same warm.

- Seeing his new love get shocked though and almost on the verge of tears from the sudden show of affection he’s quite on the edge.

- “My sweet Rose what’s wrong? Oh- you want to keep hugging me. Heh. That’s fine with me..how about we sit down and I can show you how to spin clay tonight..”

- Brassius knows how it is to feel not recognized in the sea of people that exist so he’ll be your new dark knight.

- Taking care of the surrounding area of the gym and the garden is one of those. The surrounding Pokémon are very loving but his Sudowoodo also seems to have the same touch starved problem it took years before it even evolved from a Bonsly!

First Anniversary Gift: a Deerling!

- The gym leader knows this Pokémon looks quite sweet and adorable but it’s strong on its own or in a herd.

- Knows how to take time and won’t push you, his kisses mostly start with butterfly kisses only but a tad surprised when you’re the one to start the display of affection.

- Absolutely loves this though means you’re taking your own steps forward.

- Will take off his jacket and he’s done some research with his lover’s condition. If you ask why? He’s just going to say that he’s working with clay.

“Sweet Rose, shall we head to the gardens? Ah my change of clothes- it’s not much I know you’re used to seeing me in my work clothes but the sun is quite warm today. How about a picnic Arboliva and Lilligant already have a basket ready for us. So shall we hold hands..I don’t want you getting lost..”

↭︎ Larry ↭︎

- ANOTHER ONE!

- This man also has quite the problem when it comes to being touch starved but rather that he considers himself to be either to busy with little down time to be spending it with another person.

- Meeting him had to happen at Treasure Eatery or you were introduced too him by Hassel. Hassel knows to many people for his own good.

- Conversations and Food seem to be the surrounding light- but the second you even mention something about normal types seems to be his passion.

- Going on for hours over the kinds of Pokémon and how strong they really are even if they aren’t to popular amongst more elite trainers.

- Pinkie Finger holding. Holds your finger in his own and it’s a very brave step coming from him of all people.

- Encourages though for the both of you to take those steps forward and will get tickets for events. Dances but much more relaxed ones.

- Man looks like he could be a really good ballroom dancer very much by the book.

- “Yes um oh..well how about this we will hold each other’s shoulders. Your..outfit looks really nice” if you wear something with clouds on it means a lot too him since it matches his tie.

First Anniversary Gift: a Tandemaus!

- “I found these little ones and they remind me of us. So here- for you..I love you Gerbera. How about we go out and eat I’m sure we can find something new tonight”

- Going to a different restaurant is his way of showing how comfortable he is with you! So that’s a really good thing.

- Larry is a taller man but doesn’t matter if you’re taller or shorter then him. His kisses down the road are him bringing his lover closer holding at your ribs gently it’s where his hands are comfortable. Yes his hand and no gloves in sight.

- “I have a battle today would you like to join me and then we could get some curry after- yes a Galarian dish but it’s quite comforting? My boss..Mm today..I don’t really care. I’d rather take my time off with you consider it into my mental health I had to sign up for.”

The sweet flower of dreams blooms in the night when least expect its presence…

Hope you enjoyed this Anon! Least hope it’s what you were looking for (ﾒ﹏ﾒ).